Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.

Do I think there is a heaven? Uhhh, yeah I do. Like a really big gymnasium. How do I see myself there? With really bad seats.

For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home.

Delta: A real man lands where he wants to.

If you spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live.

This instrument can teach, it can illuminate; yes, and it can even inspire. But it can do so only to the extent that humans are determined to use it to those e…

For 'im that doth not work must surely die; But that's no reason man should labour all 'Is life on one same shift - life's none so long.