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About this quote

What does it mean?
A serious warning against attempting dangerous stunts or activities.
In plain terms
Do not try dangerous things at home.
What can you take from it?
Avoid risky activities without professional supervision.

Where it applies

  • watching shows
  • home projects
  • experiments

Putting it to work

  • stay safe
  • use professionals

Questions to consider

  • What activities require caution?
  • How do you stay safe?

Another view

Some people ignore warnings regardless of advice.

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