Quote #11

For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home.

More from David Letterman

  1. Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
  2. George Bush: WHAT?...WHAT?...WHAT?
  3. Do I think there is a heaven? Uhhh, yeah I do. Like a really big gymnasium. How do I see myself there? With really bad seats.
  4. Hang on to your wigs and keys.
  5. Delta: A real man lands where he wants to.
  6. Hello. I'm David Letterman and I'm not wearing any pants.
  7. CBS, we're not even trying.
  8. Hey, uh...ya got any gum? (Norm MacDonald playing Letterman on SNL)

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