More from David Letterman

  1. US forces think they know the location of Saddam Hussein's sons...Uday, Qusay and Gary.
  2. We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is, Iraq is ours, and the bad news is, Iraq is ours.
  3. Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
  4. We're the only thing on CBS right now.
  5. This is Stupid Pet Tricks... and remember this is an exhibition not a competition so please, no wagering.
  6. Where the hell are the singin' Cats?
  7. There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
  8. (Before Green Day was about to play) Their drummer is a very troubled young man, watch him.

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