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Would you like a slurpee?

— David Letterman

More from David Letterman

  1. Will you be there when the big door swings open?
  2. Wouldn't it be nice if you download what your car alarm sounds, like a ring-tone?
  3. (Before Green Day was about to play) Their drummer is a very troubled young man, watch him.
  4. You Damn Kids! Get out of my yard!
  5. Where the hell are the singin' Cats?
  6. You have Kim Jong Il, and you have his brother, Menta Lee Il.
  7. We're the only thing on CBS right now.
  8. (Before Green Day) Whenever our next guests are on the show, we hope and pray that they don't break anything.

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Topics in this quote

  • casual
  • drink
  • hospitality
  • social

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