Quote #40
Wouldn't it be nice if you download what your car alarm sounds, like a ring-tone?
More from David Letterman
- Would you like a slurpee?
- You Damn Kids! Get out of my yard!
- Will you be there when the big door swings open?
- You have Kim Jong Il, and you have his brother, Menta Lee Il.
- (Before Green Day was about to play) Their drummer is a very troubled young man, watch him.
- (Before Green Day) Whenever our next guests are on the show, we hope and pray that they don't break anything.
- Where the hell are the singin' Cats?
- (talking to the drummer of Green Day after he jumped off the drum platform and landed on the floor] Oh my god wow, are you gonna be ok son?