More from David Letterman

  1. Wouldn't it be nice if you download what your car alarm sounds, like a ring-tone?
  2. You have Kim Jong Il, and you have his brother, Menta Lee Il.
  3. Would you like a slurpee?
  4. (Before Green Day) Whenever our next guests are on the show, we hope and pray that they don't break anything.
  5. Will you be there when the big door swings open?
  6. (talking to the drummer of Green Day after he jumped off the drum platform and landed on the floor] Oh my god wow, are you gonna be ok son?
  7. (Before Green Day was about to play) Their drummer is a very troubled young man, watch him.
  8. Letterman, after the singer brands him a 'sick fuck': 'You realize this is being broadcast don't you?'

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