Quote #6

Are you cooking beans? What time is it? Is Zorro on?

More from David Letterman

  1. On National Security Agency's eavesdropping program: Now all of us can talk to the NSA - just by dialing any number.
  2. CBS, we're not even trying.
  3. I may not be smart enough to debate you point-for-point on this, but I have the feeling about 60% of what you say is crap.
  4. Delta: A real man lands where he wants to.
  5. In My Pants!
  6. Do I think there is a heaven? Uhhh, yeah I do. Like a really big gymnasium. How do I see myself there? With really bad seats.
  7. What is this, Vassar?!
  8. Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.

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