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CBS, we're not even trying.

— David Letterman

More from David Letterman

  1. Are you cooking beans? What time is it? Is Zorro on?
  2. Delta: A real man lands where he wants to.
  3. On National Security Agency's eavesdropping program: Now all of us can talk to the NSA - just by dialing any number.
  4. Do I think there is a heaven? Uhhh, yeah I do. Like a really big gymnasium. How do I see myself there? With really bad seats.
  5. I may not be smart enough to debate you point-for-point on this, but I have the feeling about 60% of what you say is crap.
  6. Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
  7. In My Pants!
  8. For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home.

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