... name association was big, as were my presumed interests in vaudeville and politics. In St. Louis the Bow tie was characterized as 'very Charlie McCarthy', while in Chicago a young man defined it as 'the pieced eyebrow of the Republican party'.

If finding an apartment is like falling in love, buying one is like proposing on your first date and agreeing not to see each other until the wedding.

I ain't seen pussy in so long I'd throw stones at it.

You can't kill the Rooster. You might can fuck him up a little sometimes, but you can't kill him.

We all know we are unique individuals, but we tend to see others as representatives of groups.

One sometimes gets the impression that the mere words 'Socialism' and 'Communism' draw towards them with magnetic force every fruit-juice drinker, nudist, sand…

I'd like to believe that the people that have supported me in my work or identified me in my films, the people that feel they know me, they do and they don't h…