More from Dorothy Parker

  1. And there was that wholesale libel on a Yale prom. If all the girls attending it were laid end to end, Mrs Parker said, she wouldn't be at …
  2. Katharine Hepburn delivered a striking performance that ran the gamut of emotions, from A to B.
  3. That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say No in any of them.
  4. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
  5. The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
  6. Dear Mary, We all knew you had it in you!
  7. You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
  8. Excuse me, I have to go to the ladies room. Actually, I need to make a telephone call, I was just too embarrassed to say.

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