More from Dorothy Parker

  1. The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of their tires.
  2. This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it.
  3. She must have done it sliding down a barrister.
  4. Time doth flit; oh shit.
  5. I've been too fucking busy - or vice versa.
  6. What fresh hell is this?
  7. I wish I could drink like a lady, I'll have one or two at the most. Three and I'm under the table, Four and I'm under the host.
  8. Not Much Fun.

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