More from Dorothy Parker

  1. This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it.
  2. What fresh hell is this?
  3. The poor son-of-a-bitch!
  4. Not Much Fun.
  5. The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of their tires.
  6. Tallulah Bankhead: 'Why, it's as easy as ducking for apples.' Dorothy Parker: 'Hah, change one letter in that sentence and you've got the s…
  7. She must have done it sliding down a barrister.
  8. Gee Moss, imagine what God could do if he had your money

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