More from Dorothy Parker

  1. Time doth flit; oh shit.
  2. Not Much Fun.
  3. This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it.
  4. Tallulah Bankhead: 'Why, it's as easy as ducking for apples.' Dorothy Parker: 'Hah, change one letter in that sentence and you've got the s…
  5. The poor son-of-a-bitch!
  6. Gee Moss, imagine what God could do if he had your money
  7. The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of their tires.
  8. When she and Clare Boothe Luce were entering a room, Clare hung back, saying, 'Age before beauty'; Dorothy entered saying 'Pearls before sw…

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