Nobody has ever been happy in a job they obtained by first handing in a resume.

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.

If you're an incredibly famous rich person who does more in one day than I do in a month, does your perception of time's passing go slower or faster than it do…

Don't you get an empty feeling in your soul when you have a blank to-do list?

McJob : A low-pay, low-prestige, low-dignity, low-benefit, no-future job in the service sector. Frequently considered a satisfying career choice by people who …

The coolest thing I've gotten to do in the past few years is guest star on Sesame Street.

The only other important thing to be said about Fear & Loathing at this time is that it was fun to write, and that's rare - for me, at least, because I've alwa…