3 Dylan Moran Quotes on Life

Dylan Moran quotes on life

1. It's not easy being a man! Oh no..I had to get dressed today... and there are other pressures.

22. It's a totally inhospitable place, you shouldn't be here, the sun, you live about three quarters of a mile from it, I've seen insects walking around with kneepads, you fling yourselves into the sea when you're not actually walking around audibly crackling in the heat and the sea is full of things designed exclusively to kill you, sharks, jellyfish, swimming knives, they're all there. But yet you persist in living here. So you know, its a jail, you live in, it's lovely, you've done wonderful things with it, but you're all still in denial

35. I WOULD STAB YOU TO DEATH... BUT I CAN'T AFFORD TO TAKE THE 2 WEEKS OFF WORK!