'Give us cash! I steal from the rich and give to the poor! I'm trying to be a myth; give us cash!' 'No, I'm not gonna give you cash.' 'Go on, I steal from the rich. Are you rich?' 'No, I'm: comfortable.' 'That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna swing, is it?'
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- A thief tries to justify stealing by claiming to be a myth, but fails on technicalities.
- In plain terms
- A criminal tries to sound noble but makes no sense.
- What can you take from it?
- Grandiose claims often fall apart under scrutiny.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- How do people justify bad acts?
- Why do we listen to liars?
Another view
It makes light of serious crime.
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