How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.
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How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.
Attribution disputed; shown as originally published.
It highlights the speaker's self-centeredness.
Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: 'A truck!'
I caught my wife in bed with another man. I was crushed. I said: 'Get off me, you two!'
I was walking down Fifth Avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: 'Well, if I lost a hundred and fifty…
Do you believe in fairies?...If you believe, clap your hands!
All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.
I absolutely did not start writing these books to encourage any child into witchcraft... I'm laughing slightly because to me, the idea is absurd. I have met th…