Quote #23

It's nothing short of a miracle that for years women have worked together side by side in the kitchens of America. I would have been willing to bet in an atmosphere of blunt instruments and sharp cutlery, not one of them would have been left alive.

More from Erma Bombeck

  1. It is fast approaching the point where I don't want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job.
  2. I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
  3. I'm trying very hard to understand this generation. They have adjusted the timetable for childbearing so that menopause and teaching a sixt…
  4. In two decades I've lost 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
  5. If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.
  6. Memory deficiency got so bad with me, I forgot to repeat a piece of gossip I swore on my Grandmother's Grave never to divulge.
  7. If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally dead.
  8. Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

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