'If M & M's 'melt in your mouth, not in your hand.' what would they do, say... under your armpit?'

'You know what's stupid? Skiing. You get on top of a slippery mountain with sleds on your feet and you go down... big deal. Try not to. Or, go up! Now that'd b…

'If nothing sticks to Teflon, what makes it stick to the pan?'

'You ever see that sign: 'This Door Must Remain Shut At All Times'... why have a goddamn door?'