'If nothing sticks to Teflon, what makes it stick to the pan?'

'If M & M's 'melt in your mouth, not in your hand.' what would they do, say... under your armpit?'

'Why is it called a 'building' when they're done building it? It should be called a 'built.' Or, you could say, 'I live in that crumbling over there.''

'You know what's stupid? Skiing. You get on top of a slippery mountain with sleds on your feet and you go down... big deal. Try not to. Or, go up! Now that'd b…