'Why is it called a 'building' when they're done building it? It should be called a 'built.' Or, you could say, 'I live in that crumbling over there.''

'If nothing sticks to Teflon, what makes it stick to the pan?'

'We go to school to learn to communicate, but all the teachers say to us is 'shut up!'

'If M & M's 'melt in your mouth, not in your hand.' what would they do, say... under your armpit?'