'Wonder why it is your underarms stink. Did it ever come in handy? Did you ever say 'Well thank God my underarms stunk! He came out of the bushes and I said Get back! I've been to aerobics!''

'We go to school to learn to communicate, but all the teachers say to us is 'shut up!'

'Women wear a pair of panties but only one bra.'

'Why is it called a 'building' when they're done building it? It should be called a 'built.' Or, you could say, 'I live in that crumbling over there.''