'Women wear a pair of panties but only one bra.'

'Wonder why it is your underarms stink. Did it ever come in handy? Did you ever say 'Well thank God my underarms stunk! He came out of the bushes and I said Ge…

'My daughter's gettin' so big lately, I usually don't have to duck when I get in the van. Well my heart was in the right place. I said, 'Amy, wanna go for a ri…

'We go to school to learn to communicate, but all the teachers say to us is 'shut up!'