I wouldn't have ate it, only I'm too lady-like to take it out of my mouth.

What is life but a series of inspired follies? The difficulty is to find them to do. Never lose a chance: it doesn't come every day.

I don't want to talk grammar, I want to talk like a lady.

Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the woman is driving at one thing and you're driving at another.

...That's just how I see male relationships. Just one pleasantry shy of a cock in the mouth.

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'Because I'm a blonde, I don't have to think I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks I never have to worry about gettin' a man If I keep this blonde, and…