Quote #163
I never watch Sesame Street. I already know most of that stuff.
More from George Carlin
- I go to bed early; my favorite dream comes on at nine.
- I went to the Missing Persons Bureau, but no one was there.
- I feel sorry for confetti. Its useful life lasts about two seconds. And it can never be used again.
- I worry about my judgment when anything I believe in or do regularly begins to be accepted by the American public.
- When someone is impatient and says, 'I haven't got all day,' I always wonder, how can that be? How can you not have all day?
- If a man smiles all the time, he's probably selling something that doesn't work.
- Who decides when the applause should die down? It seems like it's a group decision; everyone begins to say to themselves at the same time, …
- If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.