I go to bed early; my favorite dream comes on at nine.

I feel sorry for confetti. Its useful life lasts about two seconds. And it can never be used again.

I never watch Sesame Street. I already know most of that stuff.

When someone is impatient and says, 'I haven't got all day,' I always wonder, how can that be? How can you not have all day?

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead.

'Let's see if I've got this straight,' he returned. It was a phrase of hers that he had adopted 'It's a lazy Saturday afternoon, and there's this couple lying …

To get out of bed on the wrong side probably means that you had had too much the night before.