Names are an interest of mine. Not a hobby; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.

Do you know why it is, when a rancher fucks a sheep, he does so at the edge of a cliff? It's so the sheep will push back.

Here would be a good name for a gay restaurant: The Mouthful. Oh come on, that's clever shit! That's a double pun, God damn it; you didn't think of it! Besides…

So why is it they allow a guy with big, powerful hands to get on board an airplane? I'll tell you why: they know he's not a security risk, because he's already…

The King governs by Law. Let us look back to the evils we had, in order to prevent more. There was loan, and ship-money, and extremes begat extremes. The House…

'I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.'

'A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon, you're talking real money.'