'As you can possibly see, I have an injury myself - not here at the hospital, but in combat with a cedar. I eventually won. The cedar gave me a little scratch. As a matter of fact, the Colonel asked if I needed first aid when she first saw me. I was able to avoid any major surgical operations here, but thanks for your compassion, Colonel.'

I think we are welcomed. But it was not a peaceful welcome.

There is an enemy out there. They read newspapers.

There was no evidence that Saddam Hussein was involved with the attack of 9/11, I've never said that and never made that case prior to going into Iraq.[74]

It's no use crying over spilt evils. It's better to mop them up laughing.

Hansel and Gretel discovered the ginger bread house about 45 minutes after they discovered the mushrooms.

I've sort of gotten into the habit of looking for the vulnerable guy, the guy who makes mistakes, the guy who can't figure things out all the time but keeps at…