George W. Bush Quotes on Humor
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I watched his interview with her, though. He asked her real difficult questions, like 'What would you say to Governor Bush?' 'What was her answer?' I wonder. 'Please,' Bush whimpers, his lips pursed in mock desperation, 'don't kill me.'
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This is an impressive crowd - the haves and the have-mores. Some people call you the elites; I call you my base.
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I've coined new words, like 'misunderstanding' and 'Hispanically'.
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I want to thank you for taking time out of your day to come and witness my hanging.
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Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of [Dr. Seuss's] Hop on Pop.
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My Geordie is probably just about as bad as my English.
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Now that I've got the will of the people at my back, I'm going to start enforcing the one-question rule. That was three questions.
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I was going to say he's a piece of work, but that might not translate too well. Is that all right, if I call you a 'piece of work'?
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'As you can possibly see, I have an injury myself - not here at the hospital, but in combat with a cedar. I eventually won. The cedar gave me a little scratch. As a matter of fact, the Colonel asked if I needed first aid when she first saw me. I was able to avoid any major surgical operations here, but thanks for your compassion, Colonel.'
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Yes, Peter. Are you going to ask that question with shades on?... I'm interested in the shade look, seriously.... For the viewers, there's no sun.
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You helped our nation celebrate its Bicentennial in 17- [hastily corrects himself] in 1976. [Queen gives him a sharp look and mutters inaudibly] She gave me a look that only a mother could give a child.
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Actually, I- this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about- when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.
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Can you imagine if my name had been Mungo Bush?
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His eyes are so close together he could use a monocle.