14 George W. Bush Quotes on Humor

George W. Bush quotes on humor

8. I watched his interview with her, though. He asked her real difficult questions, like 'What would you say to Governor Bush?' 'What was her answer?' I wonder. 'Please,' Bush whimpers, his lips pursed in mock desperation, 'don't kill me.'

34. This is an impressive crowd - the haves and the have-mores. Some people call you the elites; I call you my base.

47. I've coined new words, like 'misunderstanding' and 'Hispanically'.

80. I want to thank you for taking time out of your day to come and witness my hanging.

88. Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of [Dr. Seuss's] Hop on Pop.

123. My Geordie is probably just about as bad as my English.

166. Now that I've got the will of the people at my back, I'm going to start enforcing the one-question rule. That was three questions.

186. I was going to say he's a piece of work, but that might not translate too well. Is that all right, if I call you a 'piece of work'?

198. 'As you can possibly see, I have an injury myself - not here at the hospital, but in combat with a cedar. I eventually won. The cedar gave me a little scratch. As a matter of fact, the Colonel asked if I needed first aid when she first saw me. I was able to avoid any major surgical operations here, but thanks for your compassion, Colonel.'

212. Yes, Peter. Are you going to ask that question with shades on?... I'm interested in the shade look, seriously.... For the viewers, there's no sun.

255. You helped our nation celebrate its Bicentennial in 17- [hastily corrects himself] in 1976. [Queen gives him a sharp look and mutters inaudibly] She gave me a look that only a mother could give a child.

281. Actually, I- this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about- when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.

422. Can you imagine if my name had been Mungo Bush?

436. His eyes are so close together he could use a monocle.