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What does it mean?
A sarcastic remark about someone's physical appearance, implying his eyes are unusually close together.
In plain terms
His eyes are so close that he could use a monocle to see.
What can you take from it?
Physical traits can be targets of humor or mockery.

Where it applies

  • casual conversation
  • political teasing
  • roasts

Putting it to work

  • break tension
  • mock a rival
  • use visual metaphors

Questions to consider

  • Is physical mockery ever justified?
  • What is the line between wit and insult?

Another view

It relies on superficial judgment and can be offensive.

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