This is an impressive crowd - the haves and the have-mores. Some people call you the elites; I call you my base.

We need to send a message to terrorists that there is going to be a price to pay. If you mess with the United States and kill our citizens, there will be a ser…

I will swear to not, to uphold the laws of the land.

Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.

Bennett seems to be showing alarming signs of irony. I have always found that irony among the lower orders is the first sign of an awakening social consciousne…

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!