Quote #20

[Martini music plays in background]'I know what you're saying <insert female caller's name here>, but I am a happily married man.'

More from Glenn Beck

  1. 'When all is said and done, America will understand that Michael Moore smells like pancakes.'
  2. 'The world is so complicated... I'M TIRED, I WANNA CUPCAKE!'
  3. 'I wave the flag for the principles of our nation: that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain inal…
  4. We are losing our National Sovereignty to the world, and we are losing our Personal Sovereignty to the state.
  5. 'In a lot of ways, I'm just an average Joe. But on radio, I can take listeners to places they haven't seen, to times that are lost. And I'v…
  6. [The] ACLU and Jesus... They don't get along.
  7. 'We believe that while America may have made mistakes in the past with our foreign policy, no policy warrants an act of terror on any count…
  8. 'Hello, ya sick, twisted freak(s).'

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