Quote #21

'The world is so complicated... I'M TIRED, I WANNA CUPCAKE!'

More from Glenn Beck

  1. [Martini music plays in background]'I know what you're saying <insert female caller's name here>, but I am a happily married man.'
  2. We are losing our National Sovereignty to the world, and we are losing our Personal Sovereignty to the state.
  3. 'When all is said and done, America will understand that Michael Moore smells like pancakes.'
  4. [The] ACLU and Jesus... They don't get along.
  5. 'I wave the flag for the principles of our nation: that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain inal…
  6. 'Hello, ya sick, twisted freak(s).'
  7. 'In a lot of ways, I'm just an average Joe. But on radio, I can take listeners to places they haven't seen, to times that are lost. And I'v…
  8. 'I'm not a <INSERT PROFESSION HERE>, but I'm a thinker...'

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