Quote #38
As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce - and so will my wife.
More from Groucho Marx
- Groucho: Would you mind getting up off of that fly paper and giving the flies a chance? Chico: Flies can't read papers.
- Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
- Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?
- It's nice to have seen you, and I've got nobody to blame but myself.
- I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
- Whatever it is, I'm against it!
- One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
- I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you arrived.