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5 Groucho Marx Quotes on War

Groucho Marx quotes on war

  1. OK. You go Uruguay and I'll go mine!

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  2. As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce - and so will my wife.

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  3. Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

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  4. The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

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  5. Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

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