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About this quote

What does it mean?
A cynical joke suggesting that military organizations cannot be truly intelligent.
In plain terms
Military organizations are not smart.
What can you take from it?
Critique of military decision-making.

Where it applies

  • policy making
  • war
  • national security

Putting it to work

  • analyze strategy
  • critique power
  • assess decisions

Questions to consider

  • Is the military intelligent?
  • How should we judge authority?

Another view

It dismisses complex strategic planning entirely.

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