Quote #46

Go, and never darken my towels again.

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  2. I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.
  3. Baravelli, you've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it.
  4. [regarding Mrs. Teasdale's late husband] Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.
  5. Well I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech.
  6. [To Mrs. Claypool] That woman? You know why I was with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, that's why I'm sitting here with you - because …
  7. I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you arrived.
  8. (while taking another character's pulse) Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

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