Quote #74

I made a killing on Wall Steet a few years ago...I shot my broker.

More from Groucho Marx

  1. I intend to live forever, or die trying.
  2. I started smoking as soon as I went on the stage. I'd make cigars out of the Morning World when I was a kid.
  3. I have nothing but respect for you, and not much of that.
  4. I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.
  5. I feel [I feel] like an old jerk.
  6. I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.
  7. I drink to make other people interesting.
  8. I'm not feeling very well, I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

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