Quote #75
I started smoking as soon as I went on the stage. I'd make cigars out of the Morning World when I was a kid.
More from Groucho Marx
- I made a killing on Wall Steet a few years ago...I shot my broker.
- I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.
- I intend to live forever, or die trying.
- I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.
- I have nothing but respect for you, and not much of that.
- I'm not feeling very well, I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
- I feel [I feel] like an old jerk.
- If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much -- just an occasional sun visor.