Camping is a temporary reversal in the progress of civilisation with the express purpose of instilling in young people a love for the indoors.

There are two types of confidence; natural confidence which comes from being brought up in a loving environment where your parents told you how wonderful you w…

A committee is a small group of people who get together to dream up difficulties and avoid decisions.

Major cities are divided into two parts; the bits that are in the guidebook and the bits that aren't. If you don't take a guidebook, you'll see a different cit…

To seduce a wife from her husband, or a son from his father, are odious acts, unworthy of civilised nations.

When your mother has grown older, When her dear, faithful eyes No longer see life as they once did, When her feet, grown tired, No longer want to carry her as …

Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: 'A truck!'