Quote #23
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
More from Henny Youngman
- To Dean Martin-Dean, if you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.
- I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up-they have no holidays.
- You have a ready wit. Let me know when it's ready.
- The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
- When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- He hit me among my face.
- I think the world of you...and you know what condition the world is in today.
- A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman 'Can I park here?' 'No' says the cop. 'What about all these other cars?' 'They did…