A gentleman is a man who never hurts anybody else unintentionally.

I would like a bat with the words WHAT A ROTTEN WICKET-KEEPER stamped in large letters on the back of it.

A batsman given to run-stealing need not open his mouth to gain the reputation of a wit.

Not content with discoursing on supermen, the author presents them in the flesh - or whatever it is they are made of.

Handle gut und anstandig, weniger anderen zu gefallen, eher um deine eigene Achtung nicht zu verscherzen.

'What's improper about it?' retorted the clerk. 'Everybody does it in Paris!' It was an irresistible and conclusive argument.

If you are allowed to smack children, you should be allowed to smack geriatrics as well because they are just as much of a nuisance as children, if not more.