When they laugh at one of my jokes... it just gets me right here. [Places his hand on his heart]

When another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it [1]

Comedy itself is based upon very old principles of which I can readily name seven. They are, in short: the joke, exaggeration, ridicule, ignorance, surprise, t…

A cannibal is a guy who goes into a restaurant and orders the waiter.

:the passion of laughter is nothing else but a sudden glory arising from sudden conception of some eminency in ourselves, by comparison with the infirmities of…

The intimate rapport with nature is one of the most precious things in life. Nature is indeed very close to us; sometimes closer than hands and feet, of which …

Mark: Um. I don't know Hayley. I don't know. Because I admire the fact that you keep challenging yourself. You know, last week was an enormous challenge for yo…