Quote #6
'It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.'
More from Jack Benny
- My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder,…
- 'Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces'
- I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
- 'Modesty is my best quality'
- I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
- 'Gags die, humor doesn't'
- Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
- (when walking to his dressing room) 'Fibber McGee... and Molly. Burns... And Allen. Lady and... Here's mine.'