'My version of peanut butter would be called 'Mustard', and it would be yellow and tangy and taste good on corn dogs.'

'I'd like to ride around in a kangaroo pouch but I hear they're filled with mucus.'

'Probably, though, I'd go back to this morning and get the croissant instead of the bagel. I totally blew it.'

'Well, if they're going to KaZaa or Limewire, then I'd have to say they're really behind the times.' (On people downloading Blaqk Audio songs/bonus songs illeg…

Every great and original writer, in proportion as he is great and original, must himself create the taste by which he is to be relished.

If I have a thousand ideas and only one turns out to be good, I am satisfied.

First were the thick stone walls, the arches, then the domes and vaults - of the architect, searching out for wider spaces. Now it is concrete-reinforced that …