Jade Puget Quotes on Food

12 quotes

  1. 'Actually, we promised you dirt and hippy leaf cakes...'

  2. 'Hmm, corn nuts. Can't say I'm a big fan. I'm more of an apple pie kinda guy because it reminds me of sex and death.'

  3. 'Can't the lemons and pancakes just get along?'

  4. 'Yes, I'm a vegetarian, but not because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.'

  5. 'Ever had those little gummy pizzas? N-A-S-T-Y.'

  6. On what the guys would eat for their last meal:

  7. Jade:'Holy shit, that looks frightening and intruiging and amazing and delicious. Look at the poor lonely corn dog....'

  8. 'Je suis un pamplemousse. DONNEZ-MOI TOUS VOS CROISSANTS! (I am a grapefruit. GIVE ME ALL YOUR CROISSANTS!)'

  9. 'I support an all candy diet!'

  10. 'My version of peanut butter would be called 'Mustard', and it would be yellow and tangy and taste good on corn dogs.'

  11. 'Probably, though, I'd go back to this morning and get the croissant instead of the bagel. I totally blew it.'

  12. 'Spiffy is a free loading, deadbeat kitty who sits around on my couch, watches TV all day and eats all the Triscuits.'

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