'Probably, though, I'd go back to this morning and get the croissant instead of the bagel. I totally blew it.'

'My version of peanut butter would be called 'Mustard', and it would be yellow and tangy and taste good on corn dogs.'

'Being born, no? Being conceived maybe? Does the i in conceived come before the e? It looks wrong. I know that it's supposed to be i before e except after c, b…

'I'd like to ride around in a kangaroo pouch but I hear they're filled with mucus.'

But I wanted marriage for myself. I was not calculating about it. I wish I was more calculating.

I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg an…

Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, 'It might have been.'.(quoting John Greenleaf Whittier)