'Being born, no? Being conceived maybe? Does the i in conceived come before the e? It looks wrong. I know that it's supposed to be i before e except after c, but this one comes after TWO c's so maybe they cancel each other out.'

'Probably, though, I'd go back to this morning and get the croissant instead of the bagel. I totally blew it.'

On New Years resolutions: 'I need to get like 34% more hyphy this year, shred 17.4% more often, use 2,000 more notes in each solo, my guitar needs to shoot fla…

'My version of peanut butter would be called 'Mustard', and it would be yellow and tangy and taste good on corn dogs.'

That doesn't make any sense. Sorry. There's no known way of saying an English sentence in which you begin a sentence with 'in' and emphasize it. Get me a jury …

For remember that in general we don't use language according to strict rules - it hasn't been taught us by means of strict rules, either. (p. 25)

She said, 'Spell 'ant'', and I wrote out the entire alphabet. She said, 'That doesn't spell 'ant'', and I said, 'It's in there somewhere! There's the 'A', ther…