Jade Puget Quotes on Preference

3 quotes

  1. 'Hmm, corn nuts. Can't say I'm a big fan. I'm more of an apple pie kinda guy because it reminds me of sex and death.'

  2. 'Ever had those little gummy pizzas? N-A-S-T-Y.'

  3. 'God, remember Tab cola? It was so nasty, possibly the worst soft drink ever, even worse than Crystal Pepsi. I'll always think of Tab as the beverage of choice for child molesters because I knew this creepy old man who drank it and he must have been a child molester because all old people are child molesters.'

All Jade Puget quotes