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A serious mistake in a nightie, A grave disappointment all round Is all that you'll get from th'Almighty, Is all that you'll get underground. Oh he said: 'If you lay off the crumpet I'll see you alright in the end. Just hang on until the last trumpet. Have faith in me, chum - I'm your friend.'

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