A serious mistake in a nightie, A grave disappointment all round Is all that you'll get from th'Almighty, Is all that you'll get underground. Oh he said: 'If you lay off the crumpet I'll see you alright in the end. Just hang on until the last trumpet. Have faith in me, chum - I'm your friend.'
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- The quote satirically suggests that divine promises are empty, offering only disappointment and a false sense of friendship.
- In plain terms
- It says God gives nothing but disappointment.
- What can you take from it?
- Don't expect real help from empty promises.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- What makes a promise feel empty?
- How do you distinguish genuine aid from false comfort?
Another view
It uses sarcasm that may obscure its critique.
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